That's not my brother's casket. That was the other family with the same names. You think its confusing for you all try when we would end up trying to get a table at the same resteraunt. Sheer madness I tell you!
Jesus Christ
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Scholar Touts Oldest Link to Jesus
by Double Edge in.
wasn't sure if this was posted earlier... i found it interesting:.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021021/ap_on_re_us/jesus_inscription_6
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Grand Challenge
by Know_You init is clear that the evolutionist is so tied to his religion that he cannot think objectively - so here i issue a challenge of a general nature.
let us develop a focussed discussion in which we agree ahead of time which sub-topic of this noxious subject we address first.. i will take the liberty of suggesting the following:.
given the almost inevitable and immediate degeneration that debates about creation and evolution seem to descend into, how about we address the sociological aspects first - to clear the ground, as it were: how would you feel (whether creationist or apostate evolutionist dog) if incontravertible evidence emerged that the "other" side was actually right?
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Jesus Christ
Didn't read anything posted on this thread and never do bother reading anything by this person.
Hey everyone, just remember that the more you reply to this guy the more he gets off on it. If you give him the attention he deserves, which is none, then I very seriously doubt that he will continue to come spew his rantings here. Its obvious that he's desperate for attention. Don't encourage him by doing what he wants. Just because he likes flinging his poo everywhere doesn't mean that you have to pick it up and fling it back.
Edited by - Jesus Christ on 20 October 2002 22:49:40
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How were you perceived .............. as a jw
by A Paduan in.
as a continuation of minimus' thread.. how do you think people perceived you - when you were a jw?
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Jesus Christ
Don't worry about not getting baptized joanna. I was around 30 or so and I'm slightly more spiritualy advanced than the rest of you. That's one of the things that's always bugged me about JW's.
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What kind of bear are you?
by WildHorses in.
i thought this was kind of cute.
let's hope i do this right.. http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=viewcard&content_id=321
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Jesus Christ
Central Bear!
Hey, that's the high school I went to. What do you expect me to say?
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How were you perceived .............. as a jw
by A Paduan in.
as a continuation of minimus' thread.. how do you think people perceived you - when you were a jw?
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Jesus Christ
Well, not as their savior like other christian (notice the CHRIST in CHRISTIAN) religions do.
Ungreatful little snots.
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Social retards
by Simon ini've been thinking a lot recently about the interaction between people in the exjw community and it seem to me that the "jw experience" (sounds like a theme park ride doesn't it?
) polarises behavior somewhat between two extremes:.
we know in the jw scheme of things that friendships are very 'superficial'.
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Jesus Christ
Sorry Satan, wasn't trying to make fun of you. Just hoping to finaly have a dream come true. Besides, you and I are the only super natural beings that post here. You know we've got one up on all these silly mortals.
Also, my love of midgets isn't from Oz. I was talking with a guy I know about a new fancy remote control I got. It does quite a bit of stuff but I'm hoping to upgrade soon (http://www.smarthome.com/1620.html to see what I want). I told him how much I paid for it and his only comment was "Jesus!! For that much you could just hire a midget to come change the channels for you." Some how or another the midget in my mind got painted green and has been there ever since. No fairies, no elves, just one skilled green midget.
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Jesus Christ
I remember some years back a group of high school kids went to one of the larger churches in town and changed the sign to read "Satan Worship - Be a Whore In Need" then took a picture with two of them in front of it, blacked out their faces, copied it a few hundred times, and then put it up in various places. Got on the news and everything. Still not sure how we, uh, I mean they didn't get caught for that one.
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Social retards
by Simon ini've been thinking a lot recently about the interaction between people in the exjw community and it seem to me that the "jw experience" (sounds like a theme park ride doesn't it?
) polarises behavior somewhat between two extremes:.
we know in the jw scheme of things that friendships are very 'superficial'.
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Jesus Christ
Alright, i guess i confess. I'm a social midget.
Satan,
What?!?!? You're a midget?!?!!? Would you mind painting yourself green and wearing a green outfit. Its been a dream of mine for years to have a green midget to hang out in my living room and operate my stereo system for me. Nothing sexual at all, just change the channels and stuff. My love of midgets is pure and honest. I am being dead serious too. There are very few things in this life that would make me happier than having a green midget to run all my electronic stuff for me. People would come over to watch movies (happens a lot, I've got a cool entertainment center) and see the midget. Of course they'd wonder why the hell there's a green midget in my living room and I could just casually say "Oh him, that's just the midget" before having them start the movie.If anyone else knows a midget (or if you are one) who wouldn't mind being totaly green and is good with electronics have them contact me.
Sorry for the off topic post.
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Social retards
by Simon ini've been thinking a lot recently about the interaction between people in the exjw community and it seem to me that the "jw experience" (sounds like a theme park ride doesn't it?
) polarises behavior somewhat between two extremes:.
we know in the jw scheme of things that friendships are very 'superficial'.
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Jesus Christ
Well, I don't really know any of you outside of this board. I've never met, probably never will. I may value the words of some of you much more than others. Other than that, I don't really have any connection. I guess that would mean I still have that whole "use'em and lose'em" mentality but I'm not sure because I never really had an emotional attachment to anyone to begin with.
As for real life, if friends come and go in life it doesn't really bother me. If I can get some good times with someone that I no longer hang around with then that doesn't mean that I dislike them. It just means that I no longer spend time with them. Could be because we've grown apart or it could just mean that we don't really talk anymore. That may be caused by the whole JW experience because you have to learn to just trust in yourself or it could just be because other people just get on my nerves. Who knows...............
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Jesus needs to be DFed !!!
by Elsewhere inyup... you got that right!
"do you imagine i came to give peace on the earth?
no, indeed, i tell you, but rather division" --luke 12:51. pay attention to yourselves and to all the flock.
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Jesus Christ
One more time, just for the record, I have never been a Jehovah's Witness. I really wish that those people wouldn't use dad and I to promote their own twisted ideas.
Oh, and just for the record, if I were to get disfellowshipped, I'd have a better chance of getting kicked out for all the poontang I used to get while down with you all. Thankfully birth control for me is easy and has only failed a few times (not saying anything definite but Kevin Smith and Paul Westerberg got their great talents from somewhere).